Topp 10 Woody Allen-citat

Jisses! Det var många topp 10-förslag där, roligt att ni delar med er av idéer. Här kommer mina favoritcitat av regissören Woody Allen.

10. What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn’t for certain people.

9. I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

8. I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot.

7. There’s an old joke… two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of ‘em says, ”Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, ”Yeah, I know; and such small portions.” Well, that’s essentially how I feel about life — full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness — and it’s all over much too quickly.

6. Agathon: But all that talk about death being the same as sleep.
Socrates: Yes, the difference is that when you’re dead and somebody yells, ”Everybody up, it’s morning,” it’s very hard to find your slippers

5. Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.

4. It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

3. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

2. I’m not a drinker — my body will not tolerate spirits. I had two Martinis on New Year’s Eve and I tried to hijack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

1. I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

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2 svar to “Topp 10 Woody Allen-citat”

  1. K. Says:

    Woody Allen, vilken jävla stjärna!

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